Vote Sherbie!

It is often said (by right-thinking people, that is) that the desire to hold elected office should be the chief disqualification for holding elected office. With the advent of King County's new Accu-Vote ballot, write-in voting has never been easier. As voting in a representative democracy is largely an exercise in self-expression, write-in votes tend to be more aesthetic than pragmatic, ranging from Kantian paragons to Kafkaesque parodies. Even with ostensibly serious write-in campaigns, hope of efficacy is almost always quixotic. This campaign is no different.

Dave Sherbrooke is a resident of Bellevue, Washington, and is therefore (probably) eligible to hold elected office in the following constituencies:

Bellevue School District
City of Bellevue
King County Council Position 06
County of King
Bellevue Judicial Electoral District
Washington State Legislative District 48
Congressional District 01
State of Washington
United States of America

Why Sherbie?

He still owns and drives the same cars he did ten years ago: a VW Beetle and a 1967 GTO.
When wearing a baseball cap, it’s still possible from a distance to mistake him for a twelve-year old.
His visual and aural resemblance to Dr. Chandra is uncanny.
He says what he means, and means what he says.
Impeccable fashion sense.
He as taught his students to spell "Montesquieu" and "sovereignty" by employing the Mickey Mouse Club theme song. (Just try it.)
He makes no apologies for his handwriting.
He has never clubbed a harp seal to death for its pelt.
He does not cotton to being called "Davey."
He’s cool under fire. And we know that from experience.

Dave is honest, funny, wise beyond his years, and wants absolutely nothing to do with holding elected office. We therefore urge you to write-in "Dave Sherbrooke" for every position for which he is eligible.

Candidate's Statement:

"Hello! Are you looking for the house for sale? You want the place two doors down...what? Oh no, it's you... And him, too? I thought you'd gone. Look, what do you want with me? You still owe me a paper, you know. Okay, you don't have to write it, just state your business. What are you doing with that camera? No, I can't say that I miss you exactly; you two aren't the only smart-alecks to darken my door in fifteen years, you know. Have either of you got a real job yet? Didn't think so. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to finish this hedge, so leave before I call the cops. Come back when you've managed to make a difference in the world."

DAVE SHERBROOKE:	For the Little Guy...
	...in all of us.